World Class, I mean Cup, hair
I have been voraciously watching the World Cup matches over the last few weeks. Yes, I said voraciously. I think it's good to dust off a few long words now and then. I found some very interesting things at espn.com, the following being a prime example. A link to the full page is here, if you care to check it out further.
Diego Maradona, ArgentinaStyle: Thick 'n' curly. Sorta like armpit hair.
Status: Actively expanding, same as Maradona's waistline.
Inspired by: "CHiPs"-era Erik Estrada.
Fellow World Cup travelers: Too many to count. But Team Argentina is a good place to start.
Resembles: A department store wig; a semidry Jheri curl.
Fashion statement: Ha -- let's see Pele grow a pelt like this!
Practical value: Pushy autograph seekers are easy to avoid. Just put on a muumuu and pretend to be a middle-aged woman.
For best results: Combine with cocaine and food addictions. That way, you have an excuse for not finding a better stylist.
Possible complications: If not properly conditioned every 48 hours, hair might spontaneously combust.
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